So I go down the streets, Down to my good friend’s house I said “Look man I’m outdoors you know, Can I stay with you maybe a couple days?” He said “Uh, let me go and ask my wife” He come out of the house, I could see it in his face I know that was no He said “I don’t know man, ah she kinda funny, you know” I said “I know, everybody funny, now you funny too” So I go back home I tell the landlady I got a job, I’m gonna pay the rent She said “Yeah?” I said “Oh yeah” And then she was so nice, Lord, she was lovey-dovey So I go in my room, pack up my things and I go, I slip on out the back door and down the streets I go She a-hollerin’ about the front rent, she’ll be lucky to get any back rent, She ain’t gonna get none of it So I stop in the local bar you know people, I go to the bar, I ring my coat, I call the bartender Said “Look man, come down here”, he got down there So what you want?