She’ll start by kickin’ out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink Them pantyhose ain’t gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a tablecloth a, tequila makes her clothes fall off She can handle any Champagne brunch Bridal shower with Barcadi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But tequila makes her clothes fall off.